![]() ![]() Discussing Korto’s bizarre frock, which seemed to have mated with Nemo during the commercial break, Portman skipped over the unflattering, oceanic outside darts and went straight for the pretty neckline. Portman did do her best to offer each designer at least one positive comment, leaving the real teardowns to Garcia, Michael Kors, and Heidi Klum. The $200-plus shoes are made of plastic.) (Incidentally, Portman’s footwear collection is cruelty-free, but hardly green, as Joe claimed. And considering that Portman is a vegan who eschews all animal by-products, Stella should be thanking her lucky studs and grommets that there was no leather in sight this week. ”I’m really not into asymmetrical stuff,” she said, barely stifling a gag. Portman may be an Oscar-nominated actress, but she ain’t got a poker face to save her life. Just a jokey encounter wrapped up with Blayne’s tone-deaf jab ”I love your leather face.” Stella pulled through, whipping up a silky, off-the-shoulder minidress that the judges praised for reflecting her biker-babe chic - but that guest judge Natalie Portman clearly did not care for. We were meant to think that the Hard Rockin’ Queen of Queens was on the verge of another meltdown - memories of her whining about her ”fabric” last week still crack me up - or, at the very least, a face-off with Blayne, who called her ”ridiculous.” But we got neither, really. ![]() After reminding us that she’s ”urban,” ”tough,” and fond of ”form-fitting stuff,” she recited a litany of things she could do with a nice piece o’ hide (grommets, studs, you know the drill). Some understandably raised an eyebrow at the choice of jersey, while Stella, of course, immediately started griping about having to work with something other than leather. Not surprisingly, few of the designers were thrilled with what the models brought back to the workroom, proud as cats returning from the prowl with dead mice in their jaws. ![]()
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